just when you think you know something about Mark Wahlberg

I peed
brushed my teeth
and planked for another minute cause I told myself I’d do 100 situps today cause I’m a weak ass bitch and I only did 50 cause I’m a weak ass bitch and didn’t even run today cause I’m a weak ass bitch so

so now ash and i are gonna dick around on the cupe cause we hate ourselves so

thecarrot:

wait andrea stop are you sure you want to do tha-

fucking damnit

oH SHIT

awesomelifechoices:

The moment Derek blames himself for more of the shitstorm that just happened. 

(Thanks, Deaton)

MY MONEY

IS DWINDLING

THERE ARE SO MANY FREAKING SHOWS I WANT TO GO TO

LIKE ELECTRIC ADVENTURE AND TIESTO AND PORTER ROBINSON/ZEDD AND SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA SOON AND JUST A TON OF THINGS

I ALREADY DECIDED TO GO TO THE PIER OF FEAR THING WITH KNIFE PARTY THOUGH ON HALLOWEEN AND THAT WAS 62 BUCKS AND NOW COMIC CON SATURDAY TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT MEANING LEX IS HELPING ME GET A 4 DAY PASS AT A RETAILER WHICH WILL BE LIKE 100 BUCKS!?!??

BUT I WANT TO GO TO SO MANY OTHER THINGS TOO

LIFE AS A BROKE COLLEGE STUDENT IN THE FIRST WORLD IS HARD MAN

‘I’m in love with your brother-in-law.’

I just pulled out one of my random black bras and tried different mock designs for it with all the little things I bought

and I am SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Right okay so remember that post where I saw Andrew in my town and posted pics

aka this post right here

I forgot to mention and it still gets notes sometimes so you should know

that’s not him

look

ALTHOUGH IN A SIMILAR WAY

HE LOOKS MORE LIKE ANDREW

THAN THIS GUY

so stop saying that’s him sorry bout lying to you lesson learned k bye

I’m dying to take a nap but Bejeweled Blitz wON’T LET ME GO

A summary of tumblr.