just when you think you know something about Mark Wahlberg
brushed my teeth
and planked for another minute cause I told myself I’d do 100 situps today cause I’m a weak ass bitch and I only did 50 cause I’m a weak ass bitch and didn’t even run today cause I’m a weak ass bitch so
so now ash and i are gonna dick around on the cupe cause we hate ourselves so
wait andrea stop are you sure you want to do tha-
The moment Derek blames himself for more of the shitstorm that just happened.
THERE ARE SO MANY FREAKING SHOWS I WANT TO GO TO
LIKE ELECTRIC ADVENTURE AND TIESTO AND PORTER ROBINSON/ZEDD AND SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA SOON AND JUST A TON OF THINGS
I ALREADY DECIDED TO GO TO THE PIER OF FEAR THING WITH KNIFE PARTY THOUGH ON HALLOWEEN AND THAT WAS 62 BUCKS AND NOW COMIC CON SATURDAY TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT MEANING LEX IS HELPING ME GET A 4 DAY PASS AT A RETAILER WHICH WILL BE LIKE 100 BUCKS!?!??
BUT I WANT TO GO TO SO MANY OTHER THINGS TOO
LIFE AS A BROKE COLLEGE STUDENT IN THE FIRST WORLD IS HARD MAN
‘I’m in love with your brother-in-law.’
I just pulled out one of my random black bras and tried different mock designs for it with all the little things I bought
and I am SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I forgot to mention and it still gets notes sometimes so you should know
that’s not him
ALTHOUGH IN A SIMILAR WAY
HE LOOKS MORE LIKE ANDREW
THAN THIS GUY
so stop saying that’s him sorry bout lying to you lesson learned k bye
I’m dying to take a nap but Bejeweled Blitz wON’T LET ME GO
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