confidentlycomatose
niknak79
{2 years ago}
goldenholdens
thesaltgod
yeezytaughtusall:


Some of Ye greatest tweets:
On responsibility:

“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle”
On the value of privacy:
“Sometimes I push the elevator close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary”
On diversity:
“Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally.”
On giving credit where credit is due:
“I would like to thank Julius Caesar for originating my hairstyle”
On hardship:
“Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on”
On fielding tough questions:
“I know everybody at Rolling Stone had one question on there mind… and the answer is… yes, the shoes are Dreis”
On disappointment:
“I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuugh”
On aesthetics:
“Sometimes I get emotional over fonts”
On knowing your strengths:
“I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!”
On professionalism:
“Never do coke with an intern … they may not be 21”
On looking good:
“She asked when is fashion week…. uuuum… I thought it was every week??!!”
On mathematics:
“My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a shit load.’”
On productive use of all 140 characters in a tweet:
“hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah aaand 140”
On making small talk:

“No seriously … I said my teeth are real diamonds… these are not fronts… I replaced my bottom row of teeth with diamonds”

On how to ring in the New Year (tweeted on Jan 1, 2011):
“ASS ON THE FLOOR”
On online etiquette:
“You can basically say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end”
On humility:
“I have started a new company and I’m so excited about the name…. it’s got the best name ever of all companies of all time!!!….”
On… we’re still figuring this one out:
“I just threw some kazoo on this bitch”

yeezytaughtusall:

Some of Ye greatest tweets:

On responsibility:

“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle”

On the value of privacy:

“Sometimes I push the elevator close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary”

On diversity:

“Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally.”

On giving credit where credit is due:

“I would like to thank Julius Caesar for originating my hairstyle”

On hardship:

“Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on”

On fielding tough questions:

“I know everybody at Rolling Stone had one question on there mind… and the answer is… yes, the shoes are Dreis”

On disappointment:

“I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuugh”

On aesthetics:

“Sometimes I get emotional over fonts”

On knowing your strengths:

“I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!”

On professionalism:

“Never do coke with an intern … they may not be 21”

On looking good:

“She asked when is fashion week…. uuuum… I thought it was every week??!!”

On mathematics:

“My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a shit load.’”

On productive use of all 140 characters in a tweet:

“hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah aaand 140”

On making small talk:

“No seriously … I said my teeth are real diamonds… these are not fronts… I replaced my bottom row of teeth with diamonds”

On how to ring in the New Year (tweeted on Jan 1, 2011):

“ASS ON THE FLOOR”

On online etiquette:

“You can basically say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end”

On humility:

“I have started a new company and I’m so excited about the name…. it’s got the best name ever of all companies of all time!!!….”

On… we’re still figuring this one out:

“I just threw some kazoo on this bitch”

{2 years ago}
spillthedeans
rosetylear
{2 years ago}
spillthedeans
refyrolak
cumberqueen:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

dear-lady-disdain:

refyrolak:

Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.

OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.

ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC
BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE)

So, is Cruella Jim and Seb’s love child then? 

cumberqueen:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

dear-lady-disdain:

refyrolak:

Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.

OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.

ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC

BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE)

So, is Cruella Jim and Seb’s love child then? 

{2 years ago}
roshikoremade
skallagrimjones

bakerstreetbabes:

skallagrimjones:

Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

{2 years ago}
spillthedeans
blackmoods
{2 years ago}
mrjesseeisenberg
rosevests

yoursonhastheemo:

rosevests:

i’m the kevin jonas out of my group of friends

at least you dodged the diabetes

{2 years ago}
forgotten-and-sherlocked
redscharlach

doctorsxperiment221b:

halibear22:

redscharlach:

Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.

All otters are from The Daily Otter, for all your ottery Tumblr needs!

omg O_O

Don’t you mean Benedict Cumberbatch before and after makeup?

{2 years ago}
amazingpeterparker
edwardspoonhands
edwardspoonhands:

Does the world know about this picture?

So he played a homeless gayish prostitute with River Phoenix in Franco’s creation I saw last night and uhhh Keanu can GET IT.

edwardspoonhands:

Does the world know about this picture?

So he played a homeless gayish prostitute with River Phoenix in Franco’s creation I saw last night and uhhh Keanu can GET IT.

{2 years ago}
pretentiousdooshbag
panicisnatural

emilyisobsessed:

What? What? Wait? What is that?

{2 years ago}
markzuckerbitch
unignorable
HAHAHAHA
"lolnopejk."

HAHAHAHA

"lolnopejk."

{2 years ago}