thatwasnotveryravenofyou:

I AM CRYING. 

Peter Parker was just an attractive, intelligent, likable, athletic, well-dressed, teenaged loser.

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

tampicosuave:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

zuckercheeseburger:

A lot of critics are hailing your performance in this movie as your biggest breakout since your turn as Student No.2 in Arrested Development. What really resonate in me is when you delivered that line ” “Hey, Stardork”

• Andrew Scott: Fuck You, I won a BAFTA.
• Martin Freeman: Fuck You, I've won another BAFTA.
• Benedict Cumberbatch: ...
• Benedict Cumberbatch: ...
• Benedict Cumberbatch: ...Fuck You.

fassygoddamnit replied to your post: fassygoddamnit replied to your post: ok whats the…

CRYING AT THE TAGS. OH MY GOD.

yo welcome

jedi-wizard-hobbit:

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#is this really the same guy that had the lead role in all those academy award-winning movies

Absolutely. Elijah fucking Wood, ladies and gents.

Elijah Wood is my new favorite person.

 #who wrote this fanfiction #oh wait it was sir conan doyle

edenb replied to your post: oh look my dandruff came out to play

I LITERALLY LOLED. YOU HEARD IT. EVERYONE HEARD IT.

It’s true.

my dandruff probably made her awake our entire suite

I’m never drunk enough for glee.

Soooooooo when we were at Webster Hall on Friday (which was sold out and we got into for free, haaaaahaha)

Dada Life was DJing on the top floor

and we didn’t really know/notice

but we went up there and it AWESOME

and then bananas fell from the sky

and I took one and someone stole it and then someone gave me theirs

and then I went home and realized I actually had some of their songs and liked them

so

moral of the story is

on Thursday I’m probably driving up to Albany to see David Guetta and Dada Life will be performing too.

That’s Dada Life twice in one week. Except I’m paying and am not as ignorant this next time. Trolololol.

• me: faggot
• gay guy: haha
• lesbian: hahaha
• normal person: hahaha
• straight white girl: what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting homophobe? that's a disgusting word gays are people too, ok? that is a completely offensive word and you will be going to hell for you using such words do you understand H E L L you homophobic freak!!!!
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me: faggot