I guess Channing was my 20,000th post

I guess there are worse things

{5 months ago}

In the episode of Breaking Bad we saw today Jesse was wearing a Steve Aoki shirt and I’ve never been more proud?????

{5 months ago}
amazingpeterparker
-rowling

-rowling:

That soreness your vagina gets when you’re on your period like as though you’ve been punched after being thoroughly and painfully fucked, but in reality your still a virgin who’s vagina just hurts

{6 months ago}
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS ASSHOLE IN 2 DAYs OH GOD

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS ASSHOLE IN 2 DAYs OH GOD

{6 months ago}

spectaculaar replied to your post: Hoechlin played baseball at ASU where I went to robotics camp. What’s that like 1 degree of separation? hahahaha

 spectaculaar replied to your post: Hoechlin played baseball at ASU where I went to robotics camp. What’s that like 1 degree of separation? hahahaha

i am laughing “unsatisfactory”
eff you
{10 months ago}
stinglikeabeaver
forever90s
{10 months ago}
Askednapoleon bonerparty

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hehheh

heh hehhhh

{10 months ago}
goldenholdens
sswaggie

thrustmeharry:

one day louis is going to crack

he’ll realize he just can’t take it anymore and in a fit of rage and frustration he’ll scream “you can all just take your carrots and shove them up your ass”

Can this happen soon because I want my imaginary patent on carrots to be effective again.

{1 year ago}
booozcocks
booozcocks

mrsdoctorwatson:

Real life time:
-I used to have a bowl cut when I was little.
-My nickname my parents called was Winnie. Like Winnie the Pooh.
-My mother went through a time when she dressed me in velour jumpers.

I USED TO HAVE A BOWL CUT TOO OMG CHILDHOOD TWINSIES

{1 year ago}
AskedUGH AND THE WORST PART IS I ACTUALLY KIND OF DID HAVE BOOBS NOT TOO LONG AGO BUT NOW THEY ARE GONE AND MY HIPS ARE NOT AND NEITHER ARE MY THIGHS WHAT THE FUCK

DUDE at least you had boobs at one point I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AN A AND HARDLY EVEN AT THAT AND I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN WHY DOES THE FAT BUILD UP ON EVERY OTHER PART OF MY BODY ESPECIALLY THAT LOWER BACK FAT-HIP AREA YOU KNOW UGH SCREW THIS LIFE

{1 year ago}

That’s totally not him though?

{1 year ago}
the-homo-sapien
imbennyhesthejets
god-thats-good:

adamxgrey:

hellohappyswmr:

purple-mahogany:

tumblhurr:

smithcrysaloneasmechgetsbooty:

vinneh:

fightanstuck:

gamervalkyrie:

misery-loves-comedy:

imbennyhesthejets:

By your powers combined, I am positively stupefied…

OMG

HO. LY. SHIT. 

My world has been turned upside down

wh
at

they grew up to be the most epic shits 

WHAT.

EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW WAS A LIE



That dorky ginger got hot.

Frizzle taught them well!

“That dorky ginger got hot” are you kidding me I wanted to put a ring on that when I was 6

god-thats-good:

adamxgrey:

hellohappyswmr:

purple-mahogany:

tumblhurr:

smithcrysaloneasmechgetsbooty:

vinneh:

fightanstuck:

gamervalkyrie:

misery-loves-comedy:

imbennyhesthejets:

By your powers combined, I am positively stupefied…

OMG

HO. LY. SHIT. 

My world has been turned upside down

wh

at

they grew up to be the most epic shits 

WHAT.

EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW WAS A LIE

That dorky ginger got hot.

Frizzle taught them well!

“That dorky ginger got hot” are you kidding me I wanted to put a ring on that when I was 6

{1 year ago}

“BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HAD A GIGGLE FIT WHEN HE SAW MARTIN FREEMAN’S BILBO"

Possibly the greatest headline ever. [x]
{1 year ago}

“Ew Justin Bieber is only 18 years old today yikes”

/is 19

{1 year ago}
lokianderson
kardasian2-deactivated20111222-

dietcoketoyourpinkglasses:

rayfabray:

we-refallingthroughspace:

imintooldmen:

kardasian:

this is what my sister does when she has the house to herself

she should at least know to delete afterwards ??

 omg kerhkgkhg can i have one please

1) little kids are both hilarious and endlessly creepy

2) who has a hard wooden chair at a computer? that is TORTURE

3) if this was on YouTube it would be a viral video

4) you should show her this video when she’s older

omg….

OMFG

I still do things like this and I’m 19.

{1 year ago}