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What would Andrew do if I had him sign this

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...

Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Listen

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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darklydevoured replied to your post: Andrea, listen here. I’ve just turned on Third Star. :o Wait. No omg no. Anon, please listen. DO NOT WATCH THAT MOVIE. PLEASE. It’s like someone stabs you in your feelings with a rusty, disease infested spoon. SAVE YOURSELF. for cumberbatchhair!anon ^^^^^

Feb 27th

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promo4homo: tragically beautiful

Feb 27th

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victoryjobs: “I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: yes it's me. will i need a bucket?

Feb 27th

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pc-saxby replied to your post thanks for texting but at least i know you’re alive. lololol my bad, my phone died as I was walking back and I had to plug it in. I figured you’d see that I’m online xD

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: Andrea, listen here. I've just turned on Third Star. :o

Feb 27th

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No one will understand the joy I just experienced realizing that I could be completely naked in my suite.

Feb 27th

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trolllinginthedeep: dreadpiratezoe: durncriss: Stop Typing Like This You Look Like A Goddamn Idiot I Want To Hit You With A Keyboard Don’t Tell Me How To Live My Life By Fall Out Boy

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: ~~chins~~~chins~~chins~~~~chins~~

Feb 27th

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staringintentlyatjohn: Benedict’s eyes are like galaxies And his chins are like ripples in the sea

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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i keep on telling people at school that benny is...

Feb 27th

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IT'S RAINING

IT JUST STARTED RAINING

Feb 27th

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oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”

Feb 27th

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[Video] Altra clip da Wreckers

cumberbatched-italia: Ancora una clip da Wreckers, in uscita il 12 Marzo (in UK) e in prenotazione su Amazon.co.uk Original Article OMG ANOTHER CLIP WAT

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: BENCH

Feb 27th

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darklydevoured asked: What the fresh hell? I have (what seems to be random) posts on my dashboard blacklisted for 'porn' and a lot of them are yours. And yet. And yet none of them are tagged as such or have anything to do with it. What are you playing at, miss?

Feb 27th

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